This Saturday 26 May 2012, The LP4 performs as the Velvet Underground

What: 29-95 False Idols tribute to Velvet Underground
Who: Linus Pauling Quartet as the Velvet Underground with Muhammad Ali & Future Blondes
When: Saturday May 26, 2012
Where: The Continental Club
Why: Because The Gods are angry with you

(Rev 6:1-8 NIV) I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, “ROCK!” I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a Gibson SG, and he was given a Mashall Stack, and he played the works from the Velvet Underground, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.”

Heathens and unbelievers, the end times are nigh! There will be lights, fog, films, balloons…for it will be as Plastic and Exploding as it is Inevitable that the Linus Pauling Quartet will perform as the Velvet Underground. Yes, it comes to fruition…the ancient prophecy….and the first seal shall break this Saturday! Lo, for the Linus Pauling Quartet performing as the Velvet Underground can only be understood as the beginning of the end!

Repent and change your ways or continue on with your hedonistic ways, it matters not for you are truly and justly boned! Therefore, you may as well make the most of it and attend the beginning of the end in style. Rock as Future Blondes pays tribute to the Velvets and Lou Reed, cower to the rock of MUHAMMADALI, and prepare for the end with The LP4. Yes, and your doom comes to you FREE! No cover!

peace be with you brothers and sisters,
Achilleus of Argos (5th level cleric)

[Yes, I kid you not, this the actual actual Press Release we sent out this morning.]